Saturday, February 14, 2009


Blessed are the partners who constantly put up with our shit, take care of us and devote themselves to our relative wholeness and heathful welfare. So go forth and buy flowers thou and candy and sweet little teddy bears with red bows, and do giveth said items of meaningfulness to thine main squeeze. And let there be horniness and all things fruitful to your house or apartment, and yea even unto your dorm rooms and such places, and let the horniness spill forth in great joy.

Happy Valentines Day, please stay clear of massacres!

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