IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 20 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Saint Anthony Patron Saint of Bacon

Based on the circumstances surrounding them, some Saints become patrons of people, occupations, places or things. It's never been easier or more affordable to bring the power of a Patron Saint to your aid. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall, hard vinyl Saint comes with a 3" (7.6 cm) base and a removable backdrop that includes a Prayer to Assist with the Enjoyment of Quality Bacon. Warning Choking Hazard! Contains small parts, not for children under 3.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for really being a stand-up guy and giving me that seat on the train, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 19 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon: A Love Story: A Salty Survey of Everybody's Favorite Meat

It's salty, smoky, and sweet. It's experiencing a culinary renaissance. It can make almost any dish better. It's bacon, and it's the best meat ever. And now, here's the book that celebrates that deliciously sinful strip of cured pork belly.

In Bacon: A Love Story, popular bacon blogger Heather Lauer serves up a piping hot dish of fun and facts with this definitive love letter to what she calls meat candy. Heather explores the ins and outs of how bacon finds its way to your skillet and what to do with it when it gets there.

Written in a witty, engaging style and brimming with Lauer's infectious passion for the Best Meat Ever, Bacon: A Love Story is a must-read for anyone who loves bacon or is passionate about food.

About the Author
Heather Lauer is a lifelong bacon enthusiast and the creator of the popular website BaconUnwrapped.com. She lives in Phoenix, Arizona and Fairfield, Idaho.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for having way too many books already we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon books and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 18 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon and Eggs Adult

Yes you too can dress like bacon. Eggs too, of course, but oh that hot sizzling bacon, Oh My!Costume includes: one (1) bacon tunic and one (1) egg tunic. Available in one size fits most adults, sizes Large/X-Large. Undershirts and pants not included.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for having won some prize or nomination type thing fairly recently that we can't remember the name of right this minute and are too lazy to Google, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon suits and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 17 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Raw Bacon Weave Cardholder

Flash this very unique RAW Bacon Weave Card holder and instantly make alliances with other bacon fanatics ... Makes a great "going out" wallet , simple design carrys the essentials: business cards, credit cards, and ID's. Measures 2.75" x 4" when closed, with two clear pockets inside. Handmade in Los Angeles.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for his passionate address of official issues pertaining to things and stuff, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 16 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Pugster Mmm Bacon Italian Charms Bracelet Link

Express your own unique style by customizing your Italian charms bracelets! Pugster offers an array of exquisite & unique designed Italian Charms bracelets which is the ideal choice for any occasion. This Italian Charms Bracelet is a great addition for your dynamic charm collection. Crafted of the finest stainless steel, this Italian Charms bracelet is absolutely an attention grabber. The stainless steel mmm bacon Italian charms bracelet measures an easy length of ~9mm, height of ~9mm and thickness of ~3.2mm. Crafted and authenticated by Pugster Inc. This mmm bacon letter laser Italian charms bracelet is available for both retail and wholesale purchase through our store.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for puttering about in his garage as the men came to do up his new roof, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon baubles and send them to Athena with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 15 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks

These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin contains eighty toothpicks. You will receive two tins of toothpicks.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for riding "Peppermint the Magic Cow" to work every morning, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon flavored sticks of chewable woody goodness and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 14 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Wallet

Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets! Each 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" (10.8 cm x 9.5 cm) faux leather wallet has plenty of pockets for your cold hard cash and copious cards.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for eating nothing but low-fat cheese spread for the last ten days, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon wallets and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 13 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures

Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" tall Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" tall Illustrated window box. Bring home these snack-tion figures today!

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for rampaging through the woods wearing nothing but a deerhide thong, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon items and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 12 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Flavor Dental Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can be improving your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve? Each plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for an awfully good job of pretending to be a fern, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of this wonderful bacon junk and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 11 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

BACON BANDAGES

3-3/4" tall reusable metal tin Contains 15 bandages Includes a FREE toy trinket to take your mind off of the excruciating pain While the bandaids are latex-free, the packaging of this product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions The 3" x 1" Bacon Strips are cut to look like small slabs of bacon

Heal your wounds with bacon! Wait...with bacon? The makers of the Bacon Bandages maybe be weird but, they are onto something. They are one of our best selling items! Each tin of Bacon Bandages comes with 15 sterile adhesive strips cut into the bacon shape and a free toy! Sizzle your ouchies away!

To honor Mr. Scalzi for having had an ice cream with Mr. Spock, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon things and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 10 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Air Fresheners

Love Bacon? Then go ahead hang this air freshner anywhere Car, home, dorm air freshner. Just say no to pine trees! Our selection of Air Fresheners features fun images and enticing aromas! Each one measures about 4" (10.2 cm) and comes with a string for hanging.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for loaning us a large sea going craft for research purposes we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon things and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 9 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

BACON TREE!!

This is a bacon tree that you can eat from! The bacon is precooked when it shows up on this bacon tree. Enjoy!

Note: We are not altogether certain that this is a "real" tree, but we have hope.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for his liberal views on conservativishness and polyamphoric residue we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 8 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Chocolate and Bacon Candy Bar

The newest flavor from Vosges, the inimitable Mo's Chocolate and Bacon Candy Bar, combines smoky bacon and sweet milk chocolate. Vosges creator Katrina explains the origins of this unique combination: "Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon and milk chocolate combination has long been a favorite of mine. I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup. In retrospect, perhaps this was a turning point, for on that plate something magical happened: the beginnings of a combination so ethereal and delicious that it would haunt my thoughts until I found the medium to express it--chocolate."

Ingredients:Applewood smoked bacon, Alder smoked salt, and deep milk chocolate.

Gluten free.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for having fired his long-time shoe salesman to get in on walleye season this year and hopefully land the biggest fish, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 7 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

J&D's Baconnaise Bacon Flavored Spread

Imagine the sweet paring of bacon and mayo in one big glop of wonderful fatty goodness and you are on your way to ultimate happiness with this delicious American treat!

To honor Mr. Scalzi for washing his cat in baconaise we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of this wonderful bacon glop and send it to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 6 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Flavored Jelly Beans in Bacon-Shaped Collectible Tin

Its a bacon bonanza! Sixty bacon flavored jelly beans come in each 6-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1" bacon-shaped tin. Not quite as tasty as real bacon, but better for your arteries.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for his long and bitter diatribes concerning the use of free-range clams we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 5 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Flavored Mints

Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you will probably drop dead so what the heck! Try some today!

To honor Mr. Scalzi for something we ask that everyone who knows him personally please don't buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and do not send them to him with our compliments! (We didn't like them.)

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 4 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Gumballs in Tin

Yes, weve gone overboard with the "bacon" thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel. Each 3.25" x 2.5" x .75" (8.3 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains twenty-two bacon flavored gumballs.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for having the cutest toes on the internet we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a tin of these wonderful bacon balls and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 3 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Breakfast For Nuclear Fallout


Mountain House® Freeze dried #10 can foods are Great tasting, High Quality, Light Weight, designed for Hearty servings and offer a super Long shelf life...up to 25 years! Stick a bunch of these in your nuclear fallout shelter and you'll never go a day underground without a big hearty breakfast. Simple Food Preparation, our freeze dried foods from Mountain House® are easy to prepare-just add hot water...wait 10 minutes...and eat!

To honor Mr. Scalzi for having very serious eyebrows we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, Day 2 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon

These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored gummy meat sealed in a plastic bag.

In case you didn't know, or can't read big orange letters, April is The Official Month of Bacon in honor of John Scalzi and the WWBM (World-Wide Bacon Movement.)

To honor Mr. Scalzi for the many plush bacon cat toys he has inspired we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon treats and send them to him with our compliments!

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!

That's right folks, April is The Official Month of Bacon in honor of John Scalzi and the growing World-Wide Bacon Movement and Unification Rally! The WWBM was unwittingly started by Mr. Scalzi and his genius creation of Bacon Cat, in his almost constant pursuit of The Art of Netweird Madness. Now everyone on the internet is on fire for all things Bacon! To honor Mr. Scalzi for this totally ludicrous and insane gift to the world we present a month of bacon and bacon related stuff, including news and developments of the WWBM across the world. Enjoy!

The first delightful entry is from:

The Green Tangerine
48 Hang Be St., Hanoi, VN

Bacon Flowers!

As good as it looks, this delightful dish is from the kitchen garden menu at The Green Tangerine. Flavored with 5 Vietnamese spices vinaigrette, with sweet and sour tropical fruits, the dish is served cold and it is a perfect refreshment after battling the motorbikes of Hanoi.