Wednesday, April 15, 2009

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!


That's right folks, Day 15 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:

Bacon Flavored Toothpicks


These slender sticks of wood are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. Each 3" x 1-1/4" x 1/2" tin contains eighty toothpicks. You will receive two tins of toothpicks.

To honor Mr. Scalzi for riding "Peppermint the Magic Cow" to work every morning, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon flavored sticks of chewable woody goodness and send them to him with our compliments!

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