Monday, April 13, 2009

IN HONOR OF JOHN SCALZI, APRIL IS THE OFFICIAL MONTH OF BACON!


That's right folks, Day 13 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:


Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures


Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" tall Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" tall Illustrated window box. Bring home these snack-tion figures today!


Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs.


To honor Mr. Scalzi for rampaging through the woods wearing nothing but a deerhide thong, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of these wonderful bacon items and send them to him with our compliments!

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