That's right folks, Day 12 of Bacon Month is here! Today's entry is:
Bacon Flavor Dental Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can be improving your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve? Each plastic dispenser contains 27.3 yards of waxed floss.
To honor Mr. Scalzi for an awfully good job of pretending to be a fern, we ask that everyone who knows him personally please buy him a case of this wonderful bacon junk and send them to him with our compliments!
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